Another great thing about Barto is that if somebody he’s in charge of kicks the bucket and he’s doing something like a game of jenga or is just rEALLY TOO COMFORTABLE TO GET UP there’ll be this delay where the person could just stand up and walk away and go to ikea or something with a stop sign sticking out of their chest
and this could go on for hours
tagged as: or days. if he's on a business vacation in the carribbean. death. impalement.